"I'm the regular babysitter," Rory said. Before he could say anything else Ceilidh piped up.

"Auntie Grace says that anyone who wants to have kids with Uncle Rory is a bigger fucking fool than he is and he's a crow begotten fool!" She beamed at Ben some more delighted to be able to contribute to the adults' conversation.

Rory, meanwhile, just sort of sighed in amusement at Ceilidh, clearly used to these outbursts.