The shit of it was this wasn't even the weirdest thing to ever happen to Leah Clearwater. Not by a long shot. Maybe it beat out turning into a giant wolf, marginally, but at least this time when she got kidnapped by a freaky island, she wasn't bare-ass naked. And so far, there were no dinosaurs.
"Why the hell did you just think that," she muttered to herself, scowling down at her phone as she resentfully followed the path it dictated to her without paying much attention to anyone else around her. "That's exactly what's gonna happen now. Bunch of dinosaurs are gonna show up and everyone's gonna think, 'Oh, shit, where'd these things come from?' They came from you, Leah, they come from your stupid brain, your idiotic 'It could be worse, there could be dinosaurs!' brain. You moron."
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The shit of it was this wasn't even the weirdest thing to ever happen to Leah Clearwater. Not by a long shot. Maybe it beat out turning into a giant wolf, marginally, but at least this time when she got kidnapped by a freaky island, she wasn't bare-ass naked. And so far, there were no dinosaurs.
"Why the hell did you just think that," she muttered to herself, scowling down at her phone as she resentfully followed the path it dictated to her without paying much attention to anyone else around her. "That's exactly what's gonna happen now. Bunch of dinosaurs are gonna show up and everyone's gonna think, 'Oh, shit, where'd these things come from?' They came from you, Leah, they come from your stupid brain, your idiotic 'It could be worse, there could be dinosaurs!' brain. You moron."