"I don't recommend leather. Or visiting Australia." Or at least, not her part of Australia. It took her a number of showers to wash the sand out after she arrived, and she'd actually been wearing knickers under her sheet.

Splendid eyes him then, and has enough presence to make this obvious behind her giant sunglasses.

(Sunglasses are amazing.)

"You might want a towel. For the sand. And the chaffing."