[The camera comes up on the interior of the Tardis.]
"Alright, so that's what the little boxes do then? They kidnap people. Good to know. Except you lot..."
[She hauled herself up onto a seat behind her, looking at the camera]
"You made a mistake, didn't you? You kidnapped me. Now, clearly you realized your mistake, since first thing that happened was I was given a map to the Tardis. Guess you thought I would try to fly her home. Guess you thought wrong. Because I'm the girl who waited. And you know what? He's coming, and he will find me."
[She leaned forward, to make sure whoever was listening took this seriously.]
"He's old. Over a thousand years old by this point. Very last of his kind. When he wants to be, he can be good, he can save people and protect, and be anything he needs to be for the ones he loves. But when you get him angry, there is no universe he and his stupid face won't cross, no barriers you can put in his way. He won't be stopped. He's coming for me, he is always coming for me. And I wouldn't want to be you when he finds me."
[She grinned.]
"And oh yeah. In case you're wondering, he'll be bringing the Doctor with him. Now, what is it the Doctor would be saying about now? Right. Run."
2. Wandering about Alright. She may be the girl who waited, but no one said she had to sit still and behave. She left a note in the Tardis, made sure she could lock and unlock the doors, then went off to explore. And to shop. On her list? A sword for Rory, in case he forgot his. A fez she could leave around for the Doctor to find as an unspoken thank you. And some weapon for herself. She wasn't quite as comfortable with a gun as her daughter was, so she was hoping to find something a bit more her.
Of course, all this jetting about through time and space and the most threatening weapons she had mastered was a rusted old pirate sword, and an electronic toothbrush. Okay, so she was looking for two swords. And... perhaps a pirate coat and hat.
Amy Pond - Doctor Who - Trying a different user name and canon point
[The camera comes up on the interior of the Tardis.]
"Alright, so that's what the little boxes do then? They kidnap people. Good to know. Except you lot..."
[She hauled herself up onto a seat behind her, looking at the camera]
"You made a mistake, didn't you? You kidnapped me. Now, clearly you realized your mistake, since first thing that happened was I was given a map to the Tardis. Guess you thought I would try to fly her home. Guess you thought wrong. Because I'm the girl who waited. And you know what? He's coming, and he will find me."
[She leaned forward, to make sure whoever was listening took this seriously.]
"He's old. Over a thousand years old by this point. Very last of his kind. When he wants to be, he can be good, he can save people and protect, and be anything he needs to be for the ones he loves. But when you get him angry, there is no universe he and his stupid face won't cross, no barriers you can put in his way. He won't be stopped. He's coming for me, he is always coming for me. And I wouldn't want to be you when he finds me."
[She grinned.]
"And oh yeah. In case you're wondering, he'll be bringing the Doctor with him. Now, what is it the Doctor would be saying about now? Right. Run."
2. Wandering about
Alright. She may be the girl who waited, but no one said she had to sit still and behave. She left a note in the Tardis, made sure she could lock and unlock the doors, then went off to explore. And to shop. On her list? A sword for Rory, in case he forgot his. A fez she could leave around for the Doctor to find as an unspoken thank you. And some weapon for herself. She wasn't quite as comfortable with a gun as her daughter was, so she was hoping to find something a bit more her.
Of course, all this jetting about through time and space and the most threatening weapons she had mastered was a rusted old pirate sword, and an electronic toothbrush. Okay, so she was looking for two swords. And... perhaps a pirate coat and hat.