Dorian Pavus is not generic, and I'm quite sure you aren't, either, whatever it is your name may be. The accounts, however, do list our given names, don't they? Doesn't that strike you as a bit odd, unless we were expected?

[He pauses for a moment.]

Lavish, meaning elaborate and luxurious. I don't recall the word suggesting anything by way of convenience, but please, do go on about how they've put you out. We certainly don't have any more pressing issues to discuss.