Jess was pretty sure it took a man to get pregnant, but, you know, maybe he'd skipped that day in biology class.

"Huh?" He was naturally eloquent when he was surprised. His first coherent thought was that maybe a bookstore wasn't the right place for this. Or maybe, for them, it was perfect. A few seconds later he recovered.

"Okay, most of that's just not true. One." Jess counted them off on his fingers. "You have a home at Stars Hollow, it's not like your mother's going to convert your room into her sewing parlor or something. Two. You have a job. You're writing a book. Three. I'm pretty sure you didn't get there on your own. So, whose the guy? Do I know him? What about that....what was his name?"

Jess looked up at her drawn, stressed out eyes. "You okay?"