"Sure it does, but it's locked," she says, standing up and brushing her knees off, utterly unashamed that she's baring most of her midriff between the cropped tee shirt and the low-rise jeans. Loads of people have given her those eyebrowed looks and comments over her clothes over the years.

"So unless you've got a magic key hidden somewhere in all that dress we're right back at square one. But on the bright side there's no physical harm involved in this place." Yet.