"Look. If I wanted to fight your skinny ass, I'd have punched you. I just want my goddamned map so I can figure out how to get home, just like you and your kid. This fine person can't give me a map if you break their arm, and I don't have time for this shit. So take what they're handing out, step aside, and figure out the best target for your anger. I guarantee it's not the assholes getting dock duty."