"My mother named me. After some great-grandmother or something, the story isn't straight.."

She wasn't sure if she should believe that or not and glanced behind them warily. If her world had taught her one thing, it was that no matter how outlandish something sounded, there was a 60% chance it could happen or be real.

"I wish I could say the same, except I still have no idea what I'm doing here. If this isn't some coma induced mental coping mechanism.... Where the fuck am I?"