"Oh, well that isn't hard. My knowledge of geography just about covers Maine and a few square miles of Korea." He says dryly, going back for another sip of his drink.

"My guess is you've been here a while? Got settled down, know where things are, have a few friends?" Hawkeye continues, "So you might like to take a nice, lost doctor under your wing, help him until the US Army hauls him back for the rest of the War. They don't like you to leave early once you've bought a ticket."