"Fame is interesting isn't it? I'm a singer as well." Among a few other things.

The bickering is amusing, but not quite relevant to the situation. "We might not be writing a news article but the questions are still relevant. If we don't know where are we, how can we figure where to go from here to get back home. If we don't know who took us or why they did so, how are we to know who to speak to and what to ask them or what the requirements are for us to leave. As for how, if they've spirited off into another world, as is my thinking, then how are we to know how to get back?"