"If I was going to admit to my wand size, I would tell you it would be considered disproportionate to someone of my stature." He arched an eyebrow up at her, smirking at that smile. "Among other things."

Well, Nori, you were in luck. You had fallen in with the most teasing fellow in all of Westeros. He frowned though, before shrugging, "Rednecks is a bit odd, but certainly."

"Depends on the children." This he knew personally.