Boy, if you go up to people assuming they're after you, you're gonna your ass killed eventually. Law of averages. Don't do it. Also you smell funny.

"Why would I be looking for you? Don't even know you." Although, come to think of it, the kid may be on to something here. He's picking up on some weird mojo coming off this kid.

"Cos here I thought what I was doing was napping, not looking." Actually... "You seriously woke someone up just to ask if they were looking for you?"